fakeshemp:

My new emotional scale… “How are you feeling on a scale of Red to Purple Wedding?”

Ser Bronn of The Blackwater. Anointed by the king himself.

There sits the only king I mean to bow my knee to, m’lords, The King in the North!

i-didnt-chose-the-fandom-life:

Someone finally notices Hannibal’s cannibal jokes.

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anonymous asked : lannister or tyrell?

Game of Sass | Daenerys Targaryen

alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

alexxis91:

that dog deserves an Oscar.

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